Normally I would be updating my Star Wars blog all the time, but I just got my mom to bring down my power adaptor for my iBook to the Regal Cinema where we're waiting to get tickets to the premier of Star Wars Ep. 3. We've been camped out for a little over a month now, and we're approaching the home stretch. Just a little over a week to go before tickets go on sale for the first showing. I'm out here dressed as an Imperial Storm Trooper, and I've been wearing my costume for the last two weeks. Mom and Dad are really pissed at me because I haven't been home to wash the dishes or anything since we started camping out. There's no one else camped out yet, but we're here anyway... Just so we can be the first to have tickets, and the first to get popcorn, and the first to sit down and see the movie. Although I haven't been to any Star Wars Cons lately, I have some pretty awesome pics from the last one I was at. Check them out.
Here's a group of some devout fans all the way from Austria. The guy in the middle is named Hans, and this group calls themselves the Uber-Star Wars Fans. I don't know what that means, but it sounds pretty sweet.
Here's a picture from the tenth time we saw Episode 2. Queen Amidala is my girlfriend, and that's her mom dressed up like a Rebel pilot. I think that guy in the background is Mike Holzen, a long time archnemisis of mine in the Star Wars blogging scene. He thinks that his blog is way better, but I hear that secretly he has an entire collection of Jar-Jar Binks toys in his room... Including the little boy's underwear that he wears every day.
More Queen Amidala hotness... And some random guy. I don't know who he is or who he's trying to be. But whatever... Good effort, I guess.
Here's some pretty kick ass people here, if I ever learn how to harness the force, I'm going to build a lightsaber so awesome that, well, it would be feared throughout the galaxy.
Here's a random picture of a Jawa playing pinball.
So, I hope that you guys enjoyed the pictures, I'm running out of battery power and the theater manager probably isn't going to let me plug in to the wall outlet again... Damn. If only I could control the force, I'd send a bolt of force lightning into my battery so it would be fully charged.
May the force be with you,
Steven A. Bruster (The 'A' is for Awesome!)
your life my storySo, here's our story, Lisa, Betty, Jill, and I (Sam), all went to State together back in the day, and we all lived together in the same house and we were in the same sorority! Needless to say, we're pretty much sisters. Together we probably banged just about every hot guy on campus.. After college we all got married and setled down, but we all stuck to the area... Even though now we lead pretty boring lives compared to the drinking and partying that we did back when we were in State. And we're getting old 
! Lisa is the oldest of the group by about six months, and she just turned 40! I can't believe that we're all going to be 40 soon, because there was so much I wanted to do... Like, travel around the world and fall in love with a rich French guy and live out the rest of my days on a yacht in the Mediterranean. But times change, and I can't say that I'm not happy with the way things turned out, I mean, look at us we're still freakin' hot!
Here's Betty doing a Jello shot, ah, brings back memories of all the crazy parties we had with the LamChi's... Betty would get so drunk that she usually ended up with some random, but before that she'd just run around the party flashing everyone... Look at how good she looks for 39, it's amazing.
Here we are dancing, we totally haven't lost a step since college!
Here's me and my husband Steve. He's a high school gym teacher. Not exactly what I had envisioned getting married to, but let me tell you... He's a wild man in the sack!
This is me and my brother Matt. He's the CFO for a pretty big company here in St. Paul.
Here's Jill... She's the youngest of the group... She's a Tae Kwan Do instructor, that's why she's still in awesome shape... But don't tell anyone, those boobs... Totally fake. 
This was a good time, just like back at one of our awesome pool parties in college we're gonna toss Jill in the pool. She likes gettin' wet, if you know what I mean... Ah, I remember group showers, skinny dipping, hot tubbing... Those were the days. Well, I gotta get back to cooking dinner for the hubby, if I don't have it done when he gets home, he'll be pissed!!!
Hey all Randy Johnson here! I just won the Glasgow Lawn Tractor Racing Grand Championship! Can you believe it?!?!? I won the race with a total time of 7:03.53, with a top speed of 3 MPH! I beat the second place(first place loser!) tractor by 3 seconds! It was a fight to the finish, I wasn't sure I was gonna bring it home with 'ol #94 for the Tire-Rama / McDonalds team. My amazing pitcrew really helped make this possible. If my tractor wasn't in top shape, I never would have been able to acheive those speeds and hold the best line around the track! As you can see, I've won a ton of freakin' Lawn Tractor Championships, but this one is the granddaddy of them all in Montana! After this, I am going pro for sure, in the PLTRAA, Professional Lawn Tractor Racing Association of America. It's going to be tough, but I think that within a year or two I will be a top contender in the sport. With the $25 prize that I won, after splitting it five ways, I have the required $5 to send in my application to be a racer for the PLTRAA. I can guarantee that you will see me on EXPN one of these days soon totally being extreme on my pro tractor. Until then, I'll keep on training and working to make my mower the fastest one ever built.
Keep on Mowin'
Randy "Speedy" Johnson
crapyour life my storyWell, The Judge Joe Wapner pics will (probably) be the last post until Monday... I have been putting off a 12 page research paper, and it's due on Tuesday. What's it on? It's a biography of a level 5 leader, and I'm writing my paper on the Chairman of the Board of Dell, Michael Dell. At least I have most, if not all of the research done... Now it's just a matter of writing the paper and making some good points. Anyway, see you guys on Monday...
-Ben for Your Life... My story.
p.s. That's me. For real. Not lying.
So, here's Jim, playing bass... Wearing a Chicago Cubs shirt. Why the hell is he wearing that shirt anyway? I was wondering that the first show we played when he wore it. We're NOT in Illinois, and he's not even from Illinois. Oh, and the Cubs suck almost as bad as he does at bass.
Check out the lead singer Kip. He's the voice behind Judge Joe Wapner, obviously. Between us, we have more talent than the entire state of South Dakota. One time, we played an acoustic set, just he and I. It was sooo awesome. I love that guy.
Here's an awesome picture of some douche bag fan's arms! Totally blocked a sweet shot of Kip you dick cheese!
There's Kip again. We just got done playing my favorite song, "I'm suing you because your dog bit me." It's a tribute to all the people who were ever on People's Court that got bit by dogs and won their lawsuits. Man, I hate dogs.
Kip lookin' hot for the ladies of the county high school. We definately had like 10 pairs of panties thrown up on stage that post prom. It was AWESOME!
Keep on Rockin'
Gus "At least my name isn't Michael" Jackson
